What she/he  thinks about you

in the office

He's not at his desk:

• He must be in the meeting

She's not at her desk:

• She must be in the ladies' room

He's not in the office:

• He's meeting customers

She's not in the office:

• She must be out shopping

He's having lunch with the boss:

• He's on the way up

She's having lunch with the boss:

• They must be having an affair

The boss criticised Him:

• He'll improve his performance

The boss criticised Her:

• She'll be very upset

He got an unfair deal:

• Did he get worried?

She got an unfair deal:

• Did she cry?

He's getting married:

• He'll get more settled

She's getting married:

• She'll get pregnant and leave